i love puzzle games and killing innocent citizens with the forces of nature

Currently wanted by Wales Police for grievous bodily harm after shooting hot molten wax out the back of my scooter at the local skatepark.

(Seriously though why is this actually pretty neat)

" If you can communicate this product, you can make money off the product. Look at Crayola, they are the creative directors of Crayola Scoot. [long pause] I like some of their crayons, what the fuck do they know about scooting? " - written by censored, circa 2013

Yeah boy they're BIIIIIIG

Always wanted to get into this game but turns out I'm just as talented at virtual car flipping football as I am with the real thing