I sourced a bunch of internet friends for people to put in my game and relayed stories of what happened to them, which was good fun. There is zero depth here, it's the most surface-level "plays itself" type of game, but watching your buddies do silly stuff at resting points is funny.

Am I going to buy the remake? No way, haha. Not even if it were super cheap, which it isn't. I had my fun with this in a now-ancient Facebook post, and that's good enough for me.