not having mushroom city, double dash bowsers castle, or double dash star road sucks but ill be forever bitter they never added wario colosseum to this game. it feels so perfect for this one. when i first saw the zero gravity gimmick i thought ‘oh this would be perfect for wario colosseum!” but they just… never used it. i got excited for the dlc adding new courses and then was disappointed yet again that it was never included in favor of dumb ugly mobile game courses nobody asked for.
fuck off

i hate the tour courses in the dlc. it should be mario locations not real life city locations. i dont care about going to boring ass vancouver canada ??? fuck off. the dlc is too oversaturated with them too.
i hate how the old courses that returned in the dlc are lazy looking on the switch using the cheap tour aesthetic.

they shouldve focused on bringing over tour racer characters & outfits and not adding any of the new courses. just make new courses for the dlc in their place. the fun of returning courses is that theyre from previous generation games people liked not a game thats still making content that nobody in their right mind really cares about.

i hate the splatoon, zelda, and animal crossing characters being added in this.
im fine with the courses being themed after other series but i only want mario characters for the racers
i wish (my favorite character) thwomp was a racer :/
and the old guy from luigis mansion
and captain toad
and bring back rob the robot!

i hate that cat peach, tanooki mario, metal mario, & pink gold peach are separated characters and not different versions of their normal slots the way yoshi, shyguy, & birdo get different colors to select from. (i hate the term skins for that it sounds gross)

i wish they had the original outfit colors for mario and luigi that they had in their original game

i wish theyd added a double dash 2 person on 1 kart option. it was a nice alternative for ppl like my sister who arent as good at games lol

but whatever this is still the best mario kart obviously. i love it for being so accessible for anyone to play while still having a challenge :)
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Reviewed on Nov 11, 2023


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