Finally checked out that Metroid Prime remake that everyone's been talking about and damn, what a bold move to whole hog genre swap it into a pinball game! ...what's that now? You're telling me everyone's been talking about a Metroid Prime remaster, not a remake? You mean this review doesn't even benefit from being topical??

Anyway, yeah, it's a retreading of Metroid Prime in the form of a pinball game. That's pretty much all there is to it. It's not really a good Metroid or a good pinball game, but it is a fascinating curio.

The most notable element of the game is its soundtrack: while every other table has background music that would be right at home in the Metroid Prime series proper (like the Tallon Overwold table for example), the Pirate Frigate table has the most out-of-place buttrock Brinstar remix with squealing guitars and girthy bass aplenty. It's even wilder on real hardware - you don't need that Rumble Pak, the reverb from the absurdly mixed snare drum hits gotchu covered baby.

And if it that Brinstar remix sounds a bit familiar, it's because it's the wackass "SAMUS IS UNDER FIRE" song from Brawl. I went 16+ years thinking that remix was a fever dream cooked up custom for Smash Bros. but nah, that's from a goddamn pinball spinoff.

Reviewed on Apr 27, 2024


2 Comments


11 days ago

I'd constantly get that music to play on Smash Bros to specifically troll my friend who hated how corny it sounded, but I absolutely adored that shit. It was the best.

11 days ago

@Vee Gotta admit, I was in camp corny until I played this game. The Brawl mix doesn't have enough punch but the original Prime Pinball mix absolutely hits. Those gunshot snares and the bit after the solo where that bass be chuggin' is just so good. It's been on rotation with the Sonic Adventure 2 soundtrack lately 👌