Bro hell nahw ong what the skibidi is this?? BLUD ichiban really think he's on the team! I have now officially spoiled the entire game with that statement, there's nothing else to look forward to. Rare sighting of the guy in actual beat'em up gameplay. Oh, would you look at that, those bozos are back. We haven't seen this Shindo guy in a hot minute, I might have forg- OH NO HE'S THE SWORDSPAMMER HAVE MERCY!! Come on Majima, do something silly, you about uppity as hell with that moveset you borrowed from Kiryu. That's the make or break part that could have saved this glorified hack's reputation.
It's cool to see some set pieces from the famous Like A Dragon series in glorified pixel art. Makes me think of famous quotes from the Yakuza series "wow, christmas! Just a week away! I am so happy with this information!" or so it goes. Maybe Ichiban doesn't feel so out of place kicking Nishiki's derrière, the whole concept is already transporting you into another Sega franchise. I must admit, it feels weird to wield a knife that doesn't break before one person's skull like in Yakuza. You guys gotta give the short runtime some rest man, it may be only 3 stages long and you're fighting the same type of ennemies throughout with a few generic bosses,
Oh, the first two bosses were caught lacking and took their first hit? Death penalty!! You can combo them both to death with the first hit of the combo string, repeated ad nauseam. Quite an unfortunate affair, but if you don't realise it for the first two fights, it means you can bypass safely to the final boss. Is it genius design in disguise? We'll never know if it was intentional. Imagine going to the hospital like this dawg I guess I'm now the supervillain. Makes me... extremely based. It's not like the moveset was particularly impressive to begin with, it's like AI art, if stuff is stolen it's not interesting! Nothing connects anyways. It's the game's fault, not mine.
This post was fact-checked by true Staminan XX addicts. Repost if you're a true XXX. This Staminan thing is so cool i wish stamina was real.
It's cool to see some set pieces from the famous Like A Dragon series in glorified pixel art. Makes me think of famous quotes from the Yakuza series "wow, christmas! Just a week away! I am so happy with this information!" or so it goes. Maybe Ichiban doesn't feel so out of place kicking Nishiki's derrière, the whole concept is already transporting you into another Sega franchise. I must admit, it feels weird to wield a knife that doesn't break before one person's skull like in Yakuza. You guys gotta give the short runtime some rest man, it may be only 3 stages long and you're fighting the same type of ennemies throughout with a few generic bosses,
Oh, the first two bosses were caught lacking and took their first hit? Death penalty!! You can combo them both to death with the first hit of the combo string, repeated ad nauseam. Quite an unfortunate affair, but if you don't realise it for the first two fights, it means you can bypass safely to the final boss. Is it genius design in disguise? We'll never know if it was intentional. Imagine going to the hospital like this dawg I guess I'm now the supervillain. Makes me... extremely based. It's not like the moveset was particularly impressive to begin with, it's like AI art, if stuff is stolen it's not interesting! Nothing connects anyways. It's the game's fault, not mine.
This post was fact-checked by true Staminan XX addicts. Repost if you're a true XXX. This Staminan thing is so cool i wish stamina was real.