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Perhaps if I were, in another life, a sticky iPad kid

O que estou fazendo da minha vida?

Sequel to one of the best games this year

Una mejor en cuanto a historia y desarrollo de personajes comparándolo con el dos, una antesala más pulida para la obra maestra que es Garten of Banban Tercero

Better than the first game but not by much. I don't remember really anything from this game.

6/10


This game is a masterpiece. A MASTERPIECE. It clears xenoblade and RDR2, the story is top tier and at the end it made me cry from midness.

To give you an idea of how poorly this game is made, and I'm not sure if this was a bug for me or its just coded that way, but I could not sprint and jump at the same time. I had to let go of sprint to be able to jump. Now, this becomes a massive problem in the five minute fucking roblox obby right before the game's ending, as the last jump is a long gap one needs to cross and sprint-jump. As a work around, and the ONLY way I could beat this part, I had to plug in a controller and use that to move while holding the sprint button. This allowed me to do both at once. Let me say again, I had to use TWO controllers at the SAME TIME to beat this stupid game that costs real money. Do not buy this game, do not make my mistake

how tf they made it worse than 1?

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Graphics- 1/10 Just blank default textured walls and art that couldve been drawn by a 6 year old.

Fun- 0/10 There is no inkling of fun in this game, it actively hurts at times.

Story- 2/10 There is some semblance of a story but its not particularly interesting yet.

Replay value- 0- This game is a waste of time on a first playthrough, let alone a second.

Cost/Value- You could give this to me for free and id still want my money back, so 5$ is a rip off.

Game length- About 1 or 2 hours

Who is this game for- Mindless idiots and kids who just buy any new horror game a youtuber reacts to in a funny way, and those who like shitty discount "mascot horror" games, and I guess the people who play this for a meme or whatever.

- While this game is not as bad as the first game (at least this one sort of resembles a game), This "game" is trash, its a shameless cheap cash grab trying to profit off of other more successful "mascot horrors" like poppy playtime and fnaf.

I am aware that this game also has gotten a huge cult following at this point, I'm not sure if this is because of pure memes, or there are some of you who actually enjoy this no effort garbage, but I'm holding out hope and going to hang in there for better games in the next FOUR that have come out.... but then again 7 games released in a single year kind of proves my point and I don't think I should be holding my breathe for any semblance of quality anytime soon

This game features lame and tame "scares", long and boring sections that seem to go on forever even though this game is only like a single hour long.

Frustrating as all hell parts, collecting stupid birds and walking 30 seconds to put them in the pen, and doing that over and over again until you've just wasted almost 5 minutes getting them all together, the developer thought it was a good idea to put the only door out of there have an instant death hiding behind it. If you aren't following a guide like I wasn't, this just instantly makes you mad since you have to re-catch all the birds all over again

Stupid random parkour section in the middle of the game, the crap momentum based jumping with no room for error is the PERFECT kind of game for a random colorful parkour section in the middle of a HORROR game with no checkpoints

Theres even a classroom section in the game where it takes forever to get back to where you are, and you have to literally sit through all of the dialogue to select the "correct answer" despite it just being complete guesses, there is absolutely nothing to figure out or learn, it's just trial and error, leading to more bloat and unfair and frustrating sections.

Guess ill be back when I play 3, when I get the courage to at least...

This game has nothing in it. Neither did the last game in the series, why am I playing them then? Because I'm an idiot I guess and I wanted to play a popular game from the internet.

This game would've been 30 seconds long if they cut out all of the time wasters like pointless hide and seek parts (this was also in the last game as well), frustrating puzzles that aren't hard, they are just tedious

I cant handle another shitter like this, its more of a game than the first one, but id rather play 10 minutes of crap anyday over this over one hour long version of the same thing but just as shit.

P.s. The voice acting sucks ass, without looking it up I'm just going to go out on a limb here and the developer is the voice of banban and he's just winging it.

Why does it perform so badly holy shit

In comparison to the first game this was actually pretty decent, but by no means was it great. It was very strange, but I appreciate its ambition and attempt to have more of a story. It was also quite scary and I quite like the puzzles. However I think this game mainly suffers from me having experienced it on mobile with very clunky controls. Still I do think this game gets a bit to much hate, maybe for its quirkiness, but sometimes I like quirky horror games, so I could just be different. I will probably play the 3rd one when it comes to mobile, I just hope they don’t milk this series to much

jumbo josh wasn't in this one as much even though he was teased at the end of banban 1

the fact they actually tried to make it good hurts me

My friends and I went in with a positive mindset and had a good time. It's not a perfect game, but it was certainly not made with ill intent. There were some genuinely great moments and fun horror bits (for example, the snail eyes fake-out was literally genius). This is by no means "the death of mascot horror" and I'm excited to see how the sequels improve in the future.

IT HAS BIRD BABIES!!!!!!!! THEY ARE OOMFIE

This is a legit review. I actually think this game is hilarious. I know it’s not meant to be a parody but it sure feels like it. So many BAFFLING decisions made that are just completely unhinged from a game designer’s perspective. It’s just peak comedy sorry to say. Can’t wait for chapter 3 in like a month!

Why’d i have to get all the birds in the nest like 3 times what the fuck

the masterpiece creautre nealry made me shat pants


Somehow improves on the masterpiece of the first one

Worst in the series (up to Garten of Banban 3 when this comes out)