Ahah it really tries to be...uh, be... I don't know what it tries to be. It doesn't sound or look particularly outstanding but it's cohesive. Just an average detective fiction with a quirk. All these characters would probably commit one war crime or two, were they drafted. They carried the goofy vibes and made the short runtime entertaining! That's the extent of my praise. Murder mystery "gamers" when real "Cluedo" enjoyers walk in. Dawg ima be fr this school project would net you a good grade probably, you just need to make sure you're in the right class. if you see your future self as a haircut dresser you're WASHED, but as a fashion designer you may still see the light. After all some of them got nice fits on ngl we ready for the gala chat? Let me play you a tune on the world's smallest violin, then. Here we go!

Great protag, you can girlboss your way through putting innocent people in jail. She loves to go online, complain, spread misinformation and sigh in relief as another good day os mischievery has passed. Setting foot in the manor, she is exposed to the ominous gothic atmosphere 😊 and the company of the mentally deranged ☹️ Horatio looks like he has V-bucks and robux in large quantities and is looking to part with his bounty, but I am NOT interested. Get Horatio'd stupid! Neither ratio nor v-bucks existed when this game came to fruition. I done supposin he is out first taste of anachronism. Clops is the buttler and his gyatt is giganormous!! He obviously killed somebody and turned to honest work. He shan't waste his newfound opportunity like this, surely?

The rest of the party is even more on the wackier side. Seriously where tf are we the oomfs are smth else here. Who is that bimbotastic Comtessa? I'm sure she's retweeting this review for all to see as we speak. Wait why is turning on liveleak- that's just crazy- ahah. The Prince Titanico is a prince in neither aura nor in number of subjects. He looks like a larp GM who took the Magic School Bus to Missouri and mansplains the benefits of a LARP session to the homeless sector of Kansas City (why is Kansas City not in Kansas? Which came first the egg or the chicken type beat? Wat da hell) and the last invitees are a couple of besties. Sherice's mind is not in the gutter, well it is considering she is the gutter. Where's your jolly and whimsy?? Need a job?? Lia engages in a little "ok" she's so "ok" anything can happen "ok". Did she grab the last Oreos? That would be a heinous crime. We're not here to investigate it.

The player can choose whether or not to fall prey to the incessant flow of time deteriorating anyone and anything on its wake. This is a loaded question, I did not tick that option on, I already do not have a say on this choice with life on this dog gone earth. But it might be your cup of tea. We're not playing the long game, it's quite short in fact. Plenty of time to check out this cobwebcore manor. This here serial widow is a queen of gaslighting, not sure if you really can put anyone in jail... but her atleast I can confirm. She's spittin bars. Was only a matter of time before she ended up behind them. Agatha Christie would be fucking devastated. What have we truly achieved