I expected bad. I expected lack of polish. I expected a lack of variety.
I was not however expecting this bad, this lack of polish and this lack of variety.
Contender for most bare bones game I have ever played (considering the time and system it came out on. Like I know it's got more going on then Pong but Pong is miles better for what it is)
Fucking atrocious game.
I'd like to include a formal apology to my girlfriend who I convinced to play this with me. We both love the show and it was only $5 so I figured, even if it's kinda shitty, at the very least I should be able to get $5 worth of enjoyment out of playing this with her. No joke, all it did was make her and I grumpy.
I was not however expecting this bad, this lack of polish and this lack of variety.
Contender for most bare bones game I have ever played (considering the time and system it came out on. Like I know it's got more going on then Pong but Pong is miles better for what it is)
Fucking atrocious game.
I'd like to include a formal apology to my girlfriend who I convinced to play this with me. We both love the show and it was only $5 so I figured, even if it's kinda shitty, at the very least I should be able to get $5 worth of enjoyment out of playing this with her. No joke, all it did was make her and I grumpy.
saw someone say this is "Cooking Mama if you have a degradation fetish"
and that could not be more of an accurate statement.
this is literally just a drag and drop game while Gordon yells at you for messing up.
yet surprisingly entertaining, especially when our dopamine deprived brain requires multiple things at once to be satisfied. Playing this while watching anime was surprisingly fun.
and that could not be more of an accurate statement.
this is literally just a drag and drop game while Gordon yells at you for messing up.
yet surprisingly entertaining, especially when our dopamine deprived brain requires multiple things at once to be satisfied. Playing this while watching anime was surprisingly fun.
Imagine a game that you expect to be a casual game with a difficulty for a child around 10 years old, this game, Hell's Kitchen: The Game is not that kind of game, at first you will start very well, however in the second week the restaurant becomes hell, due to slow clicking of objects, or cutscene changes that you lose some time in the Nintendo Ds version and the game is repetitive.
In addition, you'll get Gordon Ramsay angry with you, calling you swear words (censored in a goofy way) and in the end criticising your form of the restaurant.
So I'm leaving this restaurant and giving it this awful rating, just like the parades in this hellhole.
In addition, you'll get Gordon Ramsay angry with you, calling you swear words (censored in a goofy way) and in the end criticising your form of the restaurant.
So I'm leaving this restaurant and giving it this awful rating, just like the parades in this hellhole.