too Short
fascist propaganda
Do not waste money on this game, it can literally be beaten in 25 minutes but this was hilarious. Play if you want to eat some ass to fight a globalist Satan nazi.
Bought this for 17.76 on his website the hour it released, and then rebought it on Steam for 17.76 the minute it released. Love Alex he's right more than he's wrong
Also him making a Metal Slug clone like a week after I played thru the og trilogy lmfao
Also him making a Metal Slug clone like a week after I played thru the og trilogy lmfao
Este jogo foi sancionado e aprovado pelo Clube dos Rapazes™.
Globalists do not want you to know you can take down Epstein's Island and beat this game in under half an hour and get a refund, essentially doing it for free. Best purchase and refund of my life
being unemployed actually has its benefits like not having a coworker that talks about this game for 3 entire shifts
No super male vitality will prepare you for the most AMERICAN game to grace are great big blue planet we live on (know to many as Earth.) Alex Jones' NWO Wars will blind with its sweeping blood pumping plot, lots of gay frogs too stare at from your computer screen and plenty of people you don't feel bad getting annihilated with the iconic Machine Gun.
I'm jealous of you Yanks nobody around here in shamrockandpotatoland would have the resources or media presence to make something this unhinged.
On second thought that's probably an objective good but way less funny.
On second thought that's probably an objective good but way less funny.
A small fun game, but too short.
didn't beat it and probably won't, but fuck it's kinda funny
Loved it, but I am immediately returning it.
For a man so obsessed with hating gay people, he sure is adamant about eating some ass
MUST SEE!!! GAMERS STRAP UP FOR TEAM HUMANITY, IT'S TIME TO DEFEAT THE GLOBALIST VAMPIRE SCUM DEMONS WITH SUPER MALE VITALITY!!!
Important notes:
- you get to hear Alex Jones himself say the duck meme, never thought I'd see the day
- I could see a lot of people stealing the Gay Frog sprite for PFP's
- There's like one music track that loops over & over
- The sprite art is actually pretty decent, not amazing but better than it would need to be
- I did not know the context of "Paul McCartney died 50 years ago" until I looked it up
- we now get clips of Alex Jones reading weapon loadouts, "Mission Complete" & "Try Again!" for your soundboards
- there's just a giant skeleton on the Epstein level, I think he just wanted to add a cool giant skeleton
- It's the world's easiest Contra, they really don't want you (or Alex...) to lose so you get showered with extra lives
(btw I did not pay for this, the $17.76 joke on Steam is kind of funny but actually paying that for a 40 minute game is absurd)
(also also, I did not plan to play this on Jan. 6th, it's just a serendipitous occasion)
Important notes:
- you get to hear Alex Jones himself say the duck meme, never thought I'd see the day
- I could see a lot of people stealing the Gay Frog sprite for PFP's
- There's like one music track that loops over & over
- The sprite art is actually pretty decent, not amazing but better than it would need to be
- I did not know the context of "Paul McCartney died 50 years ago" until I looked it up
- we now get clips of Alex Jones reading weapon loadouts, "Mission Complete" & "Try Again!" for your soundboards
- there's just a giant skeleton on the Epstein level, I think he just wanted to add a cool giant skeleton
- It's the world's easiest Contra, they really don't want you (or Alex...) to lose so you get showered with extra lives
(btw I did not pay for this, the $17.76 joke on Steam is kind of funny but actually paying that for a 40 minute game is absurd)
(also also, I did not plan to play this on Jan. 6th, it's just a serendipitous occasion)
How the fuck is this real (im never playing this shit)