Reviews from

in the past


You call it "angry" I call it racism


Now this here is what the kids call, a classic. The bus rides I took home from school, spent firing birds will live on in my heart for many more years to come. I don't think I could ever separate this game from school buses. So I shan't try. Abandoned it shall stay.

Never understood why I even played this.

tellement un classique du mobile ou même sur pc.. j'aimais trop ce jeu petit pour le détruire maintenant, merci pour tout

I sympathise a lot with Angry Birds because its a truly historic game that was a pioneer in establishing "mobile games" as a unique medium: ultra casual, pick-up-and-play experiences with one-touch controls that you can play forever - and I respect it a lot for that because mobile gaming I think is unfairly discriminated against by the gaming hegemony.

The real problem is that the game just ages terribly. I don't feel like I have much mechanical control over the birds and I'm just rolling for permutations to get those extremely arbitrary and tedious 3-stars. The level design takes a "kitchen sink approach by packaging hundreds of them with a fresh coat of paint to divide them into "worlds" that aren't distinct at all and just make your progress seem futile.

It excels in art direction and creating an identity (it literally spawned a multimedia million dollar franchise) but 14 years later, its best to just sit on your homescreen as a digital stamp like old and shitty NES games that collectors accumulate but never play. because old stuff is usually shit. but that doesn't mean they weren't important.

Still, every gamer should at least try this snippet of history. thankfully Rovio relisted it on modern app stores for 99 cents and its untainted by ads, freemium mechanics or bloatware. I appreciate that.

Não tem muito o que falar, é divertido.

I'M DA BIGGEST BIRD
I'M DA BIGGEST BIRD

I'M DA BIGGEST BIRD
I'M DA BIGGEST BIRD

Rare footage of the limbless birds of Bird Island rebelling against their tyrannical dictatorship via suicide bombing (2009, colourised)

I remember being 8-9 and playing the first ever angry birds on the first ipad with my dad and tbh still is one of my greatest gaming memories. Really fun addictive gameplay and good physics.
The whole concept of the appstore and ios games was so new and cool at the time this shit really was a blast

If you download the app now there’s a fucking Angry Birds battle pass.

There's an episode of the Angry Bird show where the pigs try to make Chuck and Red have gay sex.

Riddled with ads nowadays but smashing stuff is fun.

the only good thing Finland has ever done

WHY THIS GAME HAVE TO KINECT???


The only Angry Birds game that anybody actually played.

I give Angry Birds a 7!