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“There it was, the soundtrack to my life”
-A Fat Bald Schizo
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I played the shit out of this thing on my iPhone 3

Still flawed and still far more buggy than people talked about.
I had multiple scenes where NPCs T Posed, characters mouth animations not triggering, quests failing to trigger, Johnny sliding around in the same position, having objects like dumpsters spawn around my character, keeping me from completing missions, falling through the city, characters being stuck in Potato Mode for a minute at most during cutscenes, and my favorite which was when I tried to drive a truck through a cop and the game started to completely glitch out and the truck started floating like in Repo Man and then it launched me halfway across the map and onto a building.

Even with those bugs and some story issues this was some of the most fun I have ever had playing a game.
I hate lore and I’m not nerdy about any worlds in games or anything but this has one of my favorite worlds in fiction, I love Night City and all it’s world building and endless stories and I had a blast through this.

I played through it with my 9 year old sister and she cried through the last two hours of the game and called it “beautiful”