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I'm not sure I can describe my experience with anonymous agony. It is possibly the closest thing to a cursed game I have ever played.
The friend who I played this with and I managed to fully sequence break several times, break multiple quests, softlock ourselves at least twice and yet the game just kept on going. At one point after sleeping in the bed, every cutscene in the game played in sequential order for over 20 minutes before unceremoniously dumping us back in hazes room. How the fuck does that even happen in a game? I can't understand how the game could be coded to facilitate that AND still keep going afterwards.
At one point we made a joke about how it hadn't crashed in a while and it immediately crashed in the next area. Was the game laughing at us? Is anonymous agony a seven hour joke I'm just not in on?
The final straw was when we managed to haul our way to the final cutscene only for it to break because the audio files had been incorrectly named. We had to go into the games files and individually rename them to complete it.
After playing this fucking Entity of a game for seven hours, would I recommend it? Yeah (ye, ye), actually. It's sort of like watching a car crash happen in real time and I'd be lying if it wasn't entertaining. Maybe just don't stick out until the end.
The friend who I played this with and I managed to fully sequence break several times, break multiple quests, softlock ourselves at least twice and yet the game just kept on going. At one point after sleeping in the bed, every cutscene in the game played in sequential order for over 20 minutes before unceremoniously dumping us back in hazes room. How the fuck does that even happen in a game? I can't understand how the game could be coded to facilitate that AND still keep going afterwards.
At one point we made a joke about how it hadn't crashed in a while and it immediately crashed in the next area. Was the game laughing at us? Is anonymous agony a seven hour joke I'm just not in on?
The final straw was when we managed to haul our way to the final cutscene only for it to break because the audio files had been incorrectly named. We had to go into the games files and individually rename them to complete it.
After playing this fucking Entity of a game for seven hours, would I recommend it? Yeah (ye, ye), actually. It's sort of like watching a car crash happen in real time and I'd be lying if it wasn't entertaining. Maybe just don't stick out until the end.
i like it somewhat but bothering to play it for ten twenty mintues was a pain... never again
smoothie time
Just deliriously awful. A miserable, mawkish, unexpectedly HILARIOUS experience, all angst and self-aggrandizement and goofy edgelord dumbfuckery. Oh, and the game design is beyond broken. Look, I know "so-bad-they're-good" video games are few and far between, but this stupid little thing made me Dom DeLuise wheeze-laugh throughout its entire runtime. A near perfect storm of terrible bullshit.
Even rad the whole script, suggested some grammar and lexical changes.
This might be the best game ever created, no best piece of MEDIA ever created
Coringuei
he's just like me fr...
IT'S A WEST COAST THING
YOU BETTA CHECK YA
EXO
SKELLOTEEN
AND IF IT AIN'T THE SAME AS OURS WE'LL WRECK YOUR TEAM
Might write a serious review on this game and it's development on a later date because it's quite the ride. A 5/5 in my heart.
YOU BETTA CHECK YA
EXO
SKELLOTEEN
AND IF IT AIN'T THE SAME AS OURS WE'LL WRECK YOUR TEAM
Might write a serious review on this game and it's development on a later date because it's quite the ride. A 5/5 in my heart.
Objectively this game is very bad, but so bad it's actually pretty funny (when it isn't outright frustrating)
Ass. Everyone knows how bad this game is and I don’t need to explain the horribly written CSA. The game is full of glitches and the fetch quests are boring.
I just think it’s ironic how a game dedicated to killing pedophiles is made by one himself.
I just think it’s ironic how a game dedicated to killing pedophiles is made by one himself.
how the fuck do make something like this
We Live in a Society
I've tried to write a proper statement on this game several times but am always left unsatisfied with whatever I've written, so instead I'll just spit out my scattered thoughts and leave it be.
Pros:
- Good on the game dev for having the will to create this. Game development is a pain and to say fuck you to everyone who would conventionally tell you to fuck off, even if the end-product is do-doo, is something I appreciate.
- I like low fantasy/sci-fi magic(?) urban settings with an interesting cast of characters. There's a weird influence of Persona that I don't know how to address, but it's there.
- I enjoy how unintentionally funny it is at times.
Cons:
- Characters are all over the place. They act in service to Haze and the more serious/grounded moments end up feeling strange with failure from the lack of effective writing.
- The apparently unnecessary loading screens.
- Edgy, very edgy. Middle school tier writing.
- A glitchy bug-infested experience.
All in all, I can't "fully" hate Anonymous Agony because there's a deep part of me that finds aspects of the game intriguing. But by itself it's an edgy broken mess whose fire is further fueled by its equally edgy, vanity filled and unaware developer. I guess it falls under my category of wasted potential.
I've tried to write a proper statement on this game several times but am always left unsatisfied with whatever I've written, so instead I'll just spit out my scattered thoughts and leave it be.
Pros:
- Good on the game dev for having the will to create this. Game development is a pain and to say fuck you to everyone who would conventionally tell you to fuck off, even if the end-product is do-doo, is something I appreciate.
- I like low fantasy/sci-fi magic(?) urban settings with an interesting cast of characters. There's a weird influence of Persona that I don't know how to address, but it's there.
- I enjoy how unintentionally funny it is at times.
Cons:
- Characters are all over the place. They act in service to Haze and the more serious/grounded moments end up feeling strange with failure from the lack of effective writing.
- The apparently unnecessary loading screens.
- Edgy, very edgy. Middle school tier writing.
- A glitchy bug-infested experience.
All in all, I can't "fully" hate Anonymous Agony because there's a deep part of me that finds aspects of the game intriguing. But by itself it's an edgy broken mess whose fire is further fueled by its equally edgy, vanity filled and unaware developer. I guess it falls under my category of wasted potential.
smoothie time
yeye, ye
This game is so fucking funny and ridiculous
This review contains spoilers
Smoothie time.
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