Reviews from

in the past


el mejor juego de este universo, y el que piensa lo contrario debería ser erradicado de este mundo

-você instala o jogo
-osaka se balança na cadeira e cai de cara no chão
-o jogo mãe fodendo crasha


a window into the anomaly, brimming with glorious vacancy. devoid of direction, purpose, music, design, reason, osaka is tasked with the thing she's the most capable of: being

Saata andaagii !!!!!1!!!11 :33

i like it when osaka starts to dance like peter griffin, like in that one episode where he sings 'the bird is the word'. do you think she watches family guy at her free time?

i sat there for like 10 minutes and Osaka just stood there with her arms pointing towards the ceiling as I questioned why I downloaded this

peak fiction

Bro, I think I just installed a virus on my computer. This game is scary

I've seen the credits roll can you say the same

i look like this and do this and say this

I wanna know what she does with the ladle and the pan cause every time she steps out that door with those two in hand it sounds like she's fighting her inner demons

This is like findom but platonic

In my copy osaka doesn't have any limbs and her hair is blue and only sometimes does she have a head but the back of it is gone and you can see the eyes on the other side. Real life creepypasta.

As humanity continues to shed blood and fear onto itself, we completely dodge the universal paradise that can be achieved if we all learn just a little bit from Osaka.


i imagine her telling her coworkers she can't take their shift today because she's busy and she's just fucking around in a chair for hours