Reviews from

in the past


This was the first game I ever beat, so when I saw a copy I bought it for nostalgia's sake. Turns out I hate this fucking game.

Better than I expected, but then again, I'm not sure what exactly I expected

surprisingly not that bad but why is walking in the snow and biking more dangerous than driving

Someone bought it for my sister and it was not fun.


from any other standpoint it's runway robbery this was sold for $60 retail but lemme tell you I have had the most fun in a long time watching a Japanese speedrun tournament where the participants only had 15 minutes to learn the game and casually trying to get better at this otherwise completely forgettable autoscroller collection. AGDQ would never.

I don't know, maybe I'm not the target audience.
The movie is good though.

Yeah I speedrun Barbie Super Model 💅

Stroll down the runway, another payday
Cover of magazines
And when they see me, they wanna be me
I am the fantasy