I live in a household where sitting is prohibited even at school due to religious reasons. I was always so envious watching all my friends sit in their own chairs. It was like being homeless and in the rain with no shelter. Now that I found this 2003 Toshiba laptop in a ditch by my high school, I can have my own chairs to call home.

I won and killed myself

wish i could play this irl but i dont have any chairs

There are chairs and you sit in them

Quite obviously the best game of all time, snubbed for GOTY by biased shills who don’t want to admit their folly in even attempting to develop games anymore when this masterpiece has made them all obsolete.

One of the laziest games I've ever seen. Not even funny when it's supposed to be satire.

played it for a joke

This game is very fun and has a great variety of chairs and characters. The large variety of characters is very good. The game is funny and doesnt take itself too seriously and can be respected by chair enthusiasts. You can die from sitting down to long which is good about spreading awareness about how bad it is to sit down too long.

This game made me so mad that I went on its page, translated it to traditional Chinese and pasted it on my sole and only Steam review. Of course it's negative.

Stupid and boring.

Glitched out the map and created a chair cult.

Hay una silla que te sientas y te insta mueres y pierdes todo lo que tienes :)

I hacked myself every chair because i got so bored 10/10

I like sitting in chairs while sitting in a chair

This is a bad game, I still hear IM SO BORED at night

esto me pasó un día