Reviews from

in the past


I had to stop playing after half an hour as my mere mortal form could not withstand this game much longer. But at least I got to experience what it's like to really sit in a chair. Maybe one day I'll get to know what it feels like...

This game made me so mad that I went on its page, translated it to traditional Chinese and pasted it on my sole and only Steam review. Of course it's negative.

Glitched out the map and created a chair cult.

I live in a household where sitting is prohibited even at school due to religious reasons. I was always so envious watching all my friends sit in their own chairs. It was like being homeless and in the rain with no shelter. Now that I found this 2003 Toshiba laptop in a ditch by my high school, I can have my own chairs to call home.

wish i could play this irl but i dont have any chairs

There are chairs and you sit in them