Reviews from

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You would probably get more dopamine from putting your hand in boiling water than playing this shit.

Listen, do not let the naysayers steer you away from this fucking raw ass game. Once you get used to analog-controlled combat, the game is a poignant Metroidvania with deeper puzzle-solving. I can best describe this as a 2006 Straight to DVD action movie in game form and it's so amazing to see until the credits roll.

While there is some annoying difficulty spikes towards the later half of the game that makes surviving the extreme backtracking the real challenge, It was all worth it for that finale. That final boss goes down as the best final boss I've ever faced in a video game. I'm not being hyperbolic.

This is a game that is really only for someone that loves Tekken. Weird yet creative control system and in my opinion not enough fan service for Tekken fans outside of small references in the background.

It sucks that this game was overwhelmed by its very inconsistent and flawed control scheme, because the combat system would be quite good if it, like worked as well as a button! Rich atmosphere, fun puzzles, clever bosses, a lot of nuance to the gameplay, beautiful animations, Nina's hot, I mean this game really has it all, though the last act kind of takes the piss. Should have much bigger of a cult following

If you have the patience to get comfortable with the control scheme, it becomes a unique though frustrating-at-times game. The camera angle is the games true weak point, and it makes those controls even more awkward at times. Still, with patience, its a good time. Also Nina is hot.


please let me skip cutscenes so i can run this as a meme.

Every now and then it's nice that a game comes along to remind us why the medium has collectively decided on a universal control scheme for most actions.

Divertido do seu jeito mas não me pegou. Achei bem chatinho e um pouco sem graça, uma pena, tava animado pra jogar até.

The 6th gen was so damn good, games companies could take random chances on weird ideas. We got 3 tekken games on the ps2, and Namco just randomly drops a single player nina williams game on the fly.

These days we're lucky if we get more than 1 tekken game per decade.

too long can't skip cutscene.

Did I like this game because I thought Nina was hot?

probably.

So bad, trying to think of insightful criticisms gets me pissed