James Pond 3: Operation Starfish is a quirky, colorful platformer that's absolutely overflowing with bizarre items, strange level design, and British humor. It's tough as nails, but exploration is consistently rewarding, and there's a sense of playful creativity that's infectious. If you enjoy retro platformers that are a little on the weird side, James Pond 3 is a treat, but be warned, the difficulty can get frustrating.

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Were these games good? No. Was I obsessed with them because of the pun? 100%