deixo pro tiago platinar
yeah i didn't play this for very long but it was pretty ass
nem os amigos salvam esse, tu joga uma vez e ja era
VERY Buggy
Fun for a while with friends. The tutorial is actually the funniest part
pretty fun to mess around with friends
goofy game play with friend
idk...goat simulator but it is old people...oh i get it i should laugh right?
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Perhaps the worst game I have ever played, with the possible exception of Castelian. Perhaps it's funny if you are 14 years old. I, however, am not particularly entertained by over-the-top gore, and I am especially not entertained by games with no point and terrible controls. I received this game for free and paid too much for it.
Un bon sandbox a faire entre copains.
Les différentes tâches aident à fixer un objectif sur un sandbox donc très bien.
Je pensais me lasser plus vite mais le jeu était globalement drôle à jouer.
Les différentes tâches aident à fixer un objectif sur un sandbox donc très bien.
Je pensais me lasser plus vite mais le jeu était globalement drôle à jouer.
Com amigos dá pra se divertir, é isto.
𝟕,𝟑/𝟏𝟎
You can have fun, the open world is quite interesting, but there is no story, no lore, all the secrets are revealed quickly enough, a fairly average project.
You can have fun, the open world is quite interesting, but there is no story, no lore, all the secrets are revealed quickly enough, a fairly average project.
Just uninstall already
Pierde la gracia enseguida
Funny little game to pass the time with!
It gets boring pretty quickly but still fun.
Goat simulator but old people
Just some stupid fun with friends
Hra na půl hodiny.
El juego en sí es un puto truñaco aburrio a la media hora pero la parte del tutorial de la residencia me estaba descojonando yo con mi colega me llevé 5 horas ahí metido con los viejos en pelotas to gracioso el juego ave jajajajaj 3 estrellas y media tampoco nos motivemos
Sometimes you find yourself in a mode to play a bizarre nonsensical sandbox in the same vain as Goat Simulator. It’s dumb, crass, and has some painfully unfunny billboards, but weirdly enough I found myself enjoying the bucket list progression system. The game grew on me as I played and got weirder and weirder weapons and super powers, but overall it’s hard to really recommend to anyone as it’s one of those “glitch is funny” games that can get more frustrating than fun. But if you want to turn your brain off, it’s a pretty wacky fun time.
HEY GUYS, HEY GUYS.
ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW OUR GAME PLAYS LIKE ASS?
DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU HOP ON THE MOTORCYCLE AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING CONTROL IT?
HOLD ON; I HAVE A FUNNY ONE FOR YOU THAT YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE. WHAT IF I GAVE YOU A GUN, AND WHEN YOU SHOT SOMEONE WITH SAID GUN, THEY RAGDOLLED?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
REMEMBER GOAT SIMULATOR?
ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
ARE YOU LAUGHING YET?
WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING?
Just because a game is fun to play with people you know does not mean it's a good game. There are aspects of Just Die Already that are genuinely fun. As someone who loves verticality in games, the butt propeller is probably the best part of this game. Unlike a lot of what's in this game, its function isn't to be obnoxious and has actual use. There's also a lot of variety in the world here, which is good considering how small it is. There's a decent amount of puzzles, challenges, et cetera. None are difficult or require too much thinking to pull off, but if you're playing this game with someone like your brother, are you really paying attention to the game?
That's ultimately the fault of many of these "shit on your own, but better with other people" games. They just aren't good games. If I was your best friend in the whole wide world and I took you to the most mediocre pizza parlor in town, would you care for the pepperoni? You'd have to say that you had a good time because the cockroach hotel you were sitting in is just a setting. I've eaten at The Old Spaghetti Factory, been to places to weren't made to be annoying so an audience of pre-teens that can't even open the door could have a laugh at somebody else's expense. Maybe I'm just getting old and jaded, but comedy has to say something. Even if you're pitching your television show about it being about nothing, that says something. But for the butt of your joke to be that you're annoying? I mean, that's something you use to ease up to a joke, not the joke itself. If you don't really have anything else to say besides that other than, "haha, look at how whacky I am," I'm not amused.
Extra points for including some pretty enjoyable competitive multiplayer modes, but there's a good reason this didn't stick around on our rotation of games for long.
ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW OUR GAME PLAYS LIKE ASS?
DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU HOP ON THE MOTORCYCLE AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING CONTROL IT?
HOLD ON; I HAVE A FUNNY ONE FOR YOU THAT YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE. WHAT IF I GAVE YOU A GUN, AND WHEN YOU SHOT SOMEONE WITH SAID GUN, THEY RAGDOLLED?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
REMEMBER GOAT SIMULATOR?
ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
ARE YOU LAUGHING YET?
WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING?
Just because a game is fun to play with people you know does not mean it's a good game. There are aspects of Just Die Already that are genuinely fun. As someone who loves verticality in games, the butt propeller is probably the best part of this game. Unlike a lot of what's in this game, its function isn't to be obnoxious and has actual use. There's also a lot of variety in the world here, which is good considering how small it is. There's a decent amount of puzzles, challenges, et cetera. None are difficult or require too much thinking to pull off, but if you're playing this game with someone like your brother, are you really paying attention to the game?
That's ultimately the fault of many of these "shit on your own, but better with other people" games. They just aren't good games. If I was your best friend in the whole wide world and I took you to the most mediocre pizza parlor in town, would you care for the pepperoni? You'd have to say that you had a good time because the cockroach hotel you were sitting in is just a setting. I've eaten at The Old Spaghetti Factory, been to places to weren't made to be annoying so an audience of pre-teens that can't even open the door could have a laugh at somebody else's expense. Maybe I'm just getting old and jaded, but comedy has to say something. Even if you're pitching your television show about it being about nothing, that says something. But for the butt of your joke to be that you're annoying? I mean, that's something you use to ease up to a joke, not the joke itself. If you don't really have anything else to say besides that other than, "haha, look at how whacky I am," I'm not amused.
Extra points for including some pretty enjoyable competitive multiplayer modes, but there's a good reason this didn't stick around on our rotation of games for long.
Jogo engraçado em algumas momentos mas a gameplay não é tão boa e divertida pra me manter nele, diferente do goat simulator
This game is currently in the Humble Choice for February 2022. If you are interested in the game and it's before March 1st, 2022, consider picking up the game as part of the current monthly bundle.
A game by the developers of Goat Simulator…. Hold onto your butts.
Just Die Already calls itself an old person murder sandbox game, and kind of lives up to it. After a short opening where the game teaches players how to be an old person. Players are given a mythical “Bucket List” of tasks that range from eating many objects to getting hit while jaywalking. From there the world is left open for the players to explore and experience.
I probably put up a completely clean clip but you should know, this game is bloody. Oh wait, I used this clip... Yeah, very bloody. There are so many ways to get injured and die, and it’s a wacky physics game but much like Goat Simulator, it can give the player a lot of control even while being over the top. The list of challenges is long and will keep people busy for a while, but this is still like Goat Simulator, a game more built to be shown off rather than played by oneself.
Pick this up if you like any of these physics simulators, especially Goat Simulator. This was fun but I don’t know if it would be as fun without the audience. If you have a couple of people it might be fun to see what zaniness you can find and the game is outlandish enough to be worth a look.
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