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Well, I'm trying to get back into my long-dormant beat 'em up project (currently in the middle of '91, with 46 of 223 played) and boy oh boy, was this not a good one to start up again with. A painfully boring, totally personality-less FINAL FIGHT clone with nothing going for it besides the ability to do four players at once. The art is okay, but everything is zoomed out too far in order to accomodate the players and the waves and waves of totally anonymous enemies, and I guess the number of sprites is sporadically impressive, at least. There are a good number of different mooks, too, but most of them fight the same and none do anything intestering, so they all just blur together.

Was literally falling asleep playing this. Next on the list is, uh ... NINJA CLOWNS. So ... I'm guessing that will be marginally more interesting.