Reviews from

in the past


A charming and bizarre game that subverts expectations, definitely recommend!

Pretty funny and is fun to complete.6/10

nugget should jump into the nugget hole and die


fun little game. i dont think its anything special but there's charm to it i 100%ed it

equally disturbing and hilarious. one could call it delightfully devilish.

This game is a hilarious, perfect little indie game. Violent and gross at times, but great.

At the very end it can get repetitive as you have to reset over and over and over again to try little changes, but all-in-all this one was fantastic!

Most normal kindergarten in the World

need to get those last achievements. watched matpat play this and fell in love

stay away from me if you played and didnt like this game
its so fun! if youre not into horror games, but not into combat games, but just like achieving things in games based on children things with alot of dark refrences and gore then you'll love this! i finished the main plot on day 1, then on day 2 i finished all the cards and got the 'true' ending? i enjoyed so much, im gonna play the second right away

Loved it. Dark humour and Groundhog day style puzzles, replaying the same day over and over again with different solutions. Only issue is the lack of dialogue skipping/speed up when you're repeating the same conversations multiple times, can get a little tedious.

Excited to play the sequel!

really fucking fun.
not really good in any way just really fun.

My once in every 1 and a half years Kindergarten 1&2 Lets Play is always fun

The story is funny and crazy, its kind of like a South Park episode. The writing in this game was the shining element in the game.
Unfortunately, it was the gameplay and controls that let it down. The gameplay, oh boy! It's not awful, I just personally found it somewhat tedious and annoying. The game plays and replays the same day at school where if you select different narrative paths you will get some unpredictable and shocking different outcomes. At this point I will need to say, THIS GAME IS NOT FOR YOUNG CHILDREN!
Reading new branch text was the highpoint of this game. The main problem is you will have to go though storylines again and again to see a different path and sometimes the different narrative option you choose will lead to the same outcomes or resetting the day over again. In taking this path in making the game to be repetitive and grindy to seek new outcomes.
My biggest frustration is if the last action you make may not be what you expect, you will go to the next scene and left to restart the entire day for one choice you made that wasn't favourable.
When playing the game with a controller, the character moves quite abruptly and uncontrollably fast at times. which wasn't game breaking, was distracting to say the least. When playing with a keyboard and mouse, I find the twitchiness has improved, but you cannot position yourself correctly at times due to moving slightly too fast. I did prefer the controller as all functions are mapped to the face buttons making it easier to navigate in game menu options.
In summary, this game had a plot that was simple but engaging. In doing all story paths took about 6 hours to do. I just would of like to see this broken into a week instead of repeating the same day. If you like story/narrative type games it comes as recommended especially since I spent about $2USD on the game. If you like to see more progress and expecting more action gameplay, I cannot say this is a game for you.

Charming, funny, and the main concept/gameplay is ingenious. Kindergarten 2 improves on everything here, so I'd give this a 7

I really want to replay this game - I got one ending but apparently there are several endings. It was hilariously dark humor about surviving your first day of kindergarten without literally dying.

this game was fun when i was a kid and it just released. but now that i'm older, i can't really enjoy this anymore. highkey a waste of money :')

yeup, only played because of matpat

A very silly dark comedy with an interesting premise. The looping aspect is cool but definitely gets a bit tiring towards the back half where you gotta do every segment perfect for what you wanna achieve, but otherwise it's a fun little experience.

such a fun game to get all achievements in.

Everything about the game wears off so fast

I played it after the second game so I think my opinion is lowered a bit. Real good fun and it shows how much was improved in the sequel.


Came for the shock comedy, stayed for the monstermon cards. One of my rare 100% games, you can thank MatPat for that.

funny ass game and an enjoyable experience

Um jogo estúpido e idiota. Adorei!

Pretty Much Just An Even Edgier Version Of South Park