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M&M's Adventure is a bland 3D platformer aimed at a young audience. You'll control the iconic M&M's mascots through uninspired factory environments, solving basic puzzles and collecting scattered candy pieces. The gameplay is repetitive and lacks challenge, the visuals are outdated, and the story is forgettable. While M&M's Adventure might entertain very young children for a short time, most players will quickly find themselves craving something more exciting.

era un puto candy crush de m&ms donde eran fucking aliens

kind of insane that i wasnt turned off from video games forever at an early age when shovelware garbage like this made up a large part of my gaming diet as a kid

Funny

Nah for real this game is funny as hell. Its complete garbage in terms of being a platformer and the only thing actually keeping it from getting half a star from me is the fact that its so easy to break with glitches and going out of bounds.

So much so you can beat the game in 9 minutes.

This was a DS game, too! I remember I kept getting stuck in it. One of those types of games with like zero text, probably to avoid having to translate anything, which makes it hard to know what to do.


I can't believe THIS GUY's the manager here. Seriously, I'd like to have a word with the person who thought M&M's Adventure was a good idea. This game is an absolute trainwreck from start to finish. If you've ever wondered what it's like to play a game that seems like it actively despises its players, this is it.

I'll box you in ya ears! That's how I felt about the gameplay. It's clunky, unresponsive, and more frustrating than a Rubik's Cube with missing pieces. The controls are as unreliable as a broken compass in a dark forest. You'll be pulling your hair out, trying to get your M&M character to do anything remotely sensible.

And don't even get me started on the sound design. It's like they hired a tone-deaf walrus to compose the music. The repetitive, grating tunes will haunt your nightmares for weeks. I mean, it's like they were trying to create a soundtrack that could induce madness.

Nanana boo b-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That's what you'll be hearing in your head as you try to make sense of this game's nonsensical design. It's like a bad acid trip in video game form. The glitches and bugs are so prevalent that you'll wonder if the developers were trying to make a statement about the futility of life.

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD. Yes, please, just get out of my head, M&M's Adventure. I played this so you don't have to. Save your sanity and your taste for chocolate.

Leave me alone you Red M&M... because this game is a menace, and it's a mystery how it ever saw the light of day. If I could give it a lower score, I would. Consider my M&M's officially boycotted. Skittles for life!

Score: 1/10

I can't believe THIS GUY's the manager here

This game is such an absolute fever dream to me, I can so vividly remember being lost and frustrated as my sweaty sticky little 10yo self sat in my grandma's basement waiting for my parents to come home. This game doesn't feel real even after coming back to it.