Reviews from

in the past


Remember when video games tried to be educational? Mario's Time Machine was that weird history trivia game where Bowser stole stuff. The gameplay was as boring as a textbook, and if I wanted to learn about da Vinci, I'd...well, actually Wikipedia didn't exist yet. Ugh. Let's just pretend this never happened.

It's like the Super NES game, but even uglier! There's like, a little more platforming in this one, so yay for that(?)

Short, weird and objectively bad game in terme of controls, game design and level design. I did however enjoy it quite a bit for its weird novelty concept and its obscureness. It's so bad and bizarre that it's mysterious and cute in a way. But maybe that's just me trying to justify myself paying way more than I should have on this stupid cartridge.

Feels like a bad romhack, Mario's Time Machine uses obtuse platforming, meaningless enemies, and extremely bland environments to tell a revisionist history in which Mario discovered the theory of relativity, invented the light-bulb, and...knocked down the Berlin Wall?!? It's a newgrounds flash Mario game without any of the requisite self-awareness. And for that it must pay.

Nintendo... por que?? um pouco diferente da versão de SNES mas um desastre igual.