Reviews from

in the past


Imagine my shock when I hear Kuroda at the beginning of this game.
THEN imagine my disappointment when 80 percent of my time is spent tapping the same button both in and out of cutscenes. Just not interested in it.

this is a good game if your heart is beautiful and also gay. komimi is like a son to me.

just some good physics but gameplay-wise, it's not fun

I wanna like it. but performance SUCKS


Samurai Maiden is a low budget jrpg with a generic isekai story and very basic and grindy gameplay. The ending was also pretty disappointing. This game is definitely not worth 60€, but I have to give credit where credit is due. This is not bait. This game was advertised as yuri and it IS yuri. No subtext, no bait and no over the top fanservice.

This is an actual yuri game. It's definitely not a very good game, but I got what I expected and I could enjoy it for what it is. I hope we will get more games like this in the future and hopefully with more budget.

Repetitive as all sin. All enemies are reskins of 4 types, theres 4 minibosses who are also reskins and you'll fight them 10 times each, and 3 different bosses who you'll fight 2-3 times each. All bosses summon adds whenever they can, its annoying and makes the fights a chore. Thats where all the challenge in this game comes from.

If there's the ability to dodge of guard cancel I never unlocked it but I doubt they exist. The move list isn't anything to write home about, its your basic character action fair. Lights and heavies, a dodge roll, parry etc and then a couple more involved moves like million stabs and a judgement cut.

Story is so basic I can't be bothered to write about it but at least the girls have decent interactions with each other. Also Nobunaga is voiced by Takuya Kuroda, the voice of Kazuma Kiryu, so theres that.

AA/B game/Kusoge, whatever you want to call it, thats this game

my lesbian ass playing 6/10 action game just because the girls kiss

I want to enjoy it, but it's very hard to when the fighting actually just sucks. If the game were a lot cheaper I probably wouldn't complain, but as it is now it's just not worth the price. You can get better lesbians for cheaper elsewhere.

Nobunaga never gonna win against 4 gay girls kissing each other on the nape and cheeks midcombat. Bushido has risen.

Oh my god I love this game, it’s so good

Went in expecting a fun anime hack and slash but was a bit disappointed with what I experienced. Combat felt clunky and tedious and the interactions between the main characters left for more to be desired overall. Cannot say I would recommend this title unless it was on sale, or if more content was added to flesh the game out.

Can't change graphics settings on PC? Into the bin it goes.

Played for like an hour before getting bored cause of how generic it was lol

ok . stay with me and imagine Samurai Warriors 5 with a cheap moves and attacks and lesbian anime character . done?
this is what the game is

i really respect that this is a goddamn character action yuri game that's not just bait. the interactions you get for acquiring affection points with the girls are a highlight, but the combat is dull even for my very low expectations. attacks and combos are fine, but the enemies only become threatening in the very late game (and still only when in big numbers and accompanied by a boss or mini). most of the time the miniboss controlling them just despawns the little dudes right as you're attacking them. the few bosses there are here are repeated almost 5x each (in some cases more), so it gets real old real fast. the game looks beautiful and all, but the way the 3D models constantly shift around makes the story dialogue exhausting to sit through because the screen fades to black every single time they change positions. it kills the pace of any conversation. cute;unfocused