Reviews from

in the past


"DIE!"

Yeah, this is a Simple Series game. Look at those PS1 graphics (a notable improvement over the actual PS1 game, Sniper 1). Losers, set your expectations low. Kusoge fans, come on in! The Sniper 2 is a full package: "animated" cutscenes, Grandia-esque voice acting, entirely unearned plot twists, AND almost playable sniping sections!

Mockery aside, I do enjoy everything this game is doing. Y'all can whine about the midi instruments, but Tsukasa Masuko was serving up nothing but jazzy bangers. These are the stankiest horns this side of Death Crimson! It's got some swanky noir-y flair with the fonts and photos on the menus too- menus you'll probably be seeing often (we'll get to that). The whole of the crime-drama aesthetic framing is beyond enjoyable. I love the touch of adding an opening and credits before every level like I'm cozied up watching a TV show. Makes me feel like I'm binging some silly TV show. The little 3D sniper outposts are quite cute too. What's less cozy 'n cute is the actual shooting, which consists of wrestling your analog sticks to fire horridly delayed bullets as your controller vibrates itself out of your grip. Frustrating though it may be, the gameplay never lasts long and is MORE than worth it to see the full story. The plot twists are insane. Watch the good ending (where Gabriel doesn't disappear) if you didn't get it in your playthrough.

I had a blast with this. I'll probably replay it soon. Only good vibes~

I finished this in one sitting. In related news I apparently hate myself.

In a 2009 interview with Tobuscus Gaming, award winning game director Hideo Kojima stated that Metal Gear Solid 3 "The End" boss fight was heavily inspired by the hit PS2 classic: The Sniper 2, which marked his childhood.

" The fact that he can die of old age, symbolizes how I felt waiting for The Sniper 3. I still am. Really. " - says Kojima, while holding back tears. The interview ended shortly after.

i have the world record on time attack mode

Tuned into Maradona playing this game and within like 10 seconds I was able to identify that it was a Simple 2000 series game, with no prior context. IDK man these games are just fucking funny.

Always shoot a dawdling old italian man in the ass

"Survival of the fittest" is said to be a low of nature. If so, does that mean that wars can also be considered to occur in accordance with the laws of nature?
I don't know the answer.
But I have faith in one thing: That a person can accurately guess the feelings of another.

a highlight of the Simple 2500 series, staking its claim on the "sniper simulator" genre along with its predecessor that would later become a popular theme with Flash games. the game is presented as a charming parody of TV drama/thriller shows, going so far as to place opening and ending credits between each mission, but the baffling translation job done for the European version MUST be seen to believed. second to none, this is THE funniest game you will ever play.
featuring Tsukasa Masuko of Shin Megami Tensei fame on the soundtrack, but you wouldn't believe it if he wasn't on the credits.