Garten of Banban II is a profound game that delves into the very essence of human existence. It offers a metaphysical exploration of what it means not just to be alive but to truly live. The game's underlying lore draws inspiration from the Hegelian dialectic, and its perspective on existentialist morality is exceptional. The game is truly une magnifique œuvre d'art, excelling in gameplay, storytelling, and theme. It is a remarkable piece of media that I would rank among my top six of all time, with its soundtrack even surpassing Ludwig van Beethoven’s Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67.

The storyline is captivating, and players will find themselves fully invested in uncovering the secrets of the underground facility, with a vibrant colorful cast and a 13 hour long sex scene. The gameplay is challenging yet rewarding, and the game's mechanics are intuitive, making it easy for players to immerse themselves in the game's world.

The graphics are stunning and add to the game's eerie atmosphere, with the sound effects and background music adding to the game's tension. The level of detail is impressive, from the textures of the environment to the animations of the enemies.

The game's main protagonist is a standout, easily earning a spot in my top 3 favorite games of all time, while the main antagonist deserves a spot in my top 5. The story is also impressive, earning my top four ranking, and the gameplay is a close second with my top two ranking. The game's excellence in all these aspects is a testament to its remarkable quality.

Overall, Garten of Banban II is an astounding work that offers a unique and profound perspective on the human experience. Its outstanding storytelling, gameplay, and theme make it a true masterpiece of the genre. It is a game that has left a lasting impact on me and will undoubtedly continue to do so for years to come. The game's captivating storyline, challenging gameplay, and stunning graphics make it a must-play for fans of the genre. If you're looking for a game that will keep you on the edge of your seat, then look no further than Garten of Banban II. My mind is MELTING to see what kind of fantastic designs will be spewed out of the Euphoric Brothers’ in the future for Garten of BanBan III, and I will be sacrificing my first born child in the name of Jumbo Josh & buying several pieces of BanBan merch.

In comparison to the first game this was actually pretty decent, but by no means was it great. It was very strange, but I appreciate its ambition and attempt to have more of a story. It was also quite scary and I quite like the puzzles. However I think this game mainly suffers from me having experienced it on mobile with very clunky controls. Still I do think this game gets a bit to much hate, maybe for its quirkiness, but sometimes I like quirky horror games, so I could just be different. I will probably play the 3rd one when it comes to mobile, I just hope they don’t milk this series to much

Only reason I bought this was for streaming purposes. I still beat it quick enough to qualify for a refund tho so I'd say it's worth it. Normally I would feel bad about doing something like that even for a weaker game but the sheer greed behind this game's developers kind of make it hard to justify letting them have my money. They straight up target the lowest common denominator which are the kids that will spend their parents' money on games like this so they can make bank and put in as little effort as possible. The game itself is just as shitty as the first "game," though this should be more accurately called the first Garten if Ban Ban game whereas the first free game was just the demo. 2 is way longer but suffers the exact same issues on top of there being more padding. Did you need to even read this though? Everyone knows this game is dogshit and that this "horror for children" subgenre is nothing but a breeding ground for devs with ill intention. At least this shit is so bad it's hilarious.

Jesus Fucking Christ that was so bad I fucking hate my life. The cacophony of sound was unbearable this time, specially since it's x2 times the lenght of the original, and now the game also screams and shouts and laughs at you with honest to god one of the worst voice acting I have ever heard on my life. Thottie Banban could get it tho.
I had to restart multiple times because of the sheer wailling on my headphones preventing me from learning how to play and it actually crashed once when I was doing a puzzle. Feels profoundly more caucasian than the previous game, somehow.

A small sample of what I had to go through