boring
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Why did everyone stop playing this game? :(
This game actually kind of sucks but I find it impossible to rate because of the impact it's community had on my life. For better or worse.
This review contains spoilers
We're whalers on the Moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whaling tune.
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Achievement hunter
i still get comments on my old steam review from 2013 that reads, and i quote, "you downloaded this purely because of the text-to-speech gimmick". there's not really anything else you can get out of this, honestly.
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aeiou. aeiou. john madden john madden john madden. football!
Jokes aside it's a game where you walk around excruciatingly slowly performing simple tasks, often represented by bog standard minigames. It's like if Among Us was a co-op game..... and everything was slowed down to a crawl. It's somehow simultaneously too long and too short, as the glacial pace makes the matches take ages, but the scope of the game leaves much to be desired. The main redeeming quality is that fucking text-to-speech voice that for some reason became a meme and that it's free.
Jokes aside it's a game where you walk around excruciatingly slowly performing simple tasks, often represented by bog standard minigames. It's like if Among Us was a co-op game..... and everything was slowed down to a crawl. It's somehow simultaneously too long and too short, as the glacial pace makes the matches take ages, but the scope of the game leaves much to be desired. The main redeeming quality is that fucking text-to-speech voice that for some reason became a meme and that it's free.
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John Madden 🏈 ;_:7
so bad but you can do TTS
text to speech funny :)
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Best for being the funny meme game with the voices and not really much else.
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John Madden!
not particularly engaging, the in-game tts is pretty much the only reason to play it
this game peaks at the funny robot voice
This game goes hard
john madden.
Rest in Peace Jonathan Earl Madden.
I remember the TTS stuff wayy more than the actual game
football simulator and you play as hatsune miku
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