Reviews from

in the past


There were goblins, and they were choppin'.

short but sweet little boomer shooter game by David Szymanski. Overall its a fun time with a lot of replay value. Gunplay is fun and weapons are cool. I think the overall vibe is fun with the funny goblins and the areas you go to. Finished in about under an hour and only have 3 achievements left so might go for a plat. Worth it if you'd enjoy a quick little fps game.


Unironically good DOOM clone, has a lot of charm, a great graphical style, and its called Chop Goblins, how the hell could you hate it?

i had a great time but the one time i've done an IQ test i started arguing with my friend over the first question

"where's the cheese" they say, haha fantastic

Chop Goblins is not a good game in the way that Elden Ring is a good game, but I had fun with this short and silly romp. If you can get it on sale for under $4, I think it's worth it. I have only played a couple David Szymanski's games, but I'm pretty interested.

It'll probably only last you a couple hours if you 100% the thing like I did, but I enjoyed my time here. It's amusing with its nonsensical “story” and love-to-hate goblins. Your arsenal is thematically clashing yet all works well, and I like that you can stab and shoot at the same time. When you're using a two handed weapon, a third hand and arm appear to help you do some extra damage. I don't think it's as memorable as Squirrel Stapler or Iron Lung, but there's also a bit more to see, here.
There's not much to say about this brief boomer shooter other than I'm glad I gave it my time.

I recommend Chop Goblins, especially if you can get it on sale and don't mind the game being pretty short.