Yippie yo! Please don't touch this.
It's not got any redeeming qualities beyond it's bizarre translation screwups. Nothing worth the four hours it costs to finish.
But I did enjoy the lines at the end about French people being illegal and how Poinie's mom is bitchin'.

I had to turn the saturation down on my TV a little bit to avoid headaches. This is now the fourth game after Doom, Antichamber, and Minecraft to give me a headache.