Ok, ok, so, Doritos Crash Course, right. The game's design is so bloody complicated. Well, you look at it and you can say pretty confidently, "game," that's actually an instantiation of a chaotic modality, is it not? It's like that's the typification of a platformer that exists to communicate some form of intense challenge. I guess that'd be a good way to describe it, and, but, it's not just a race per se, when you talk about Doritos Crash Course, it's the instantiation of a platformer as necessarily being the embodiment of the transcendent ideal of an obstacle course. It's a race and it's a game as such. The typified aspect of Doritos Crash Course as such is inexorably tied up with the craziness of the course. And what does a typified course do? Well, it challenges, does it not? It provides obstacles, tests your reflexes, and demands precision, and speed. Well yeah, that's bloody well right, it demands you to jump like a madman, exactly! You know, you know, when I put it like that, I'm somewhat of a Doritos Crash Course expert myself, really. Jump! Jump!

Score: 7/10