Today I, a mere mortal, shall commit a great act of hubris. I know deep in my heart it is not right for one such as I to "rate" the form god chooses to take, for I am but a humble creation of his, yet the gospel of Gex must be heard.

He is both a harbinger of great evil and yet the divine light of hope, an apotheosis containing all that is, and all that will be. It is impossible for us to fully understand him but I choose to believe he is a benevolent entity, lest I go mad. Though theologians are still debating the truthfulness of his message, as a humble acolyte of his lizardly radiance I need not know such trifles, I simply follow his teachings.

It's tail time.