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With what? Your bare hands?

This game is almost impossible to review fairly on account of how much it comes from an entirely different era and mentality of what constitutes game design. Text parser-based adventure games like this come with so many caveats and limitations compared to modern games that it's hard to know what to say about them. I do think the tone of the narration gives the game some lasting charm, at least.

This text game taught me how to spell (well, this and Leisure Suit Larry for some reason).