Reviews from

in the past


Really fun idea that for some reason burns through all its content asap, so you can see everything it has to offer in under an hour. If you had to unlock the next stage through a high score or challenge or SOMETHING there'd be something here. It might have been an update they did at some point to just auto unlock everything from the start but that just makes this game feel like one of those achievement farming shovelware games.

It's an inherently fun concept, and it plays well, but the game around it undermines itself. You truly gotta have no interest beyond arcade style leaderboards to get anything out of playing for more than an hour. And even then I seem to remember the leaderboards being busted.

First game on steam I ever refunded, which succs cuz it's not a bad game but they just go out of their way to spoil the whole thing.