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A somewhat hidden gem of its generation. Big, dumb, and full of guns.

So I trade jumping for being able to lasso and kick people into all kinds of environmental shit? Alright, we have a deal.

was actually kinda fun, but not my vibes

Tylko Polacy mogli wykombinować zdalnie sterowanego Tyranozaura i czterorurkę. Chyba najlepszy pastisz tacticool shooterów, a do tego najładniej wyglądająca gra na Unrealu 3.


One of the best fps of the seventh generation. Super fun gameplay and hilarious dudebro attitude.

Oh, Bulletstorm, how delightfully crude you are. For that is the crux of the game's chief aesthetic: A biting, cuss-filled, sci-fi satire of crudeness. Also, you kick and whip people into sharp things, which is pretty damn fun on its own. Literally everything else about this game (the characters, the look, the music) is great, too; the only regret I have about finishing it is that it'll likely never get a sequel.

I still remember getting this and staying up late into the night to beat it. A very fond gaming memory. They get rarer and rarer as the years go by

A este juego le han dado mucha caña, pero yo me lo pasé muy bien con él

Такие игры в целом не мой профиль, но я прошла ещё в детстве. Все что я запомнила в итоге, это классная механика убийств. Ну и пару реально смешных фраз которые выдавал главный герой

so much fun... deserves more recognition

Kill them all, preferably with kicks.

My guilty pleasure game ... story is cringe, it's too short, but the gameplay is so fun idk why it just works for me fast paced creative, evolving

This game is not great. It's got an arcade-y scoring system but a campaign that isn't that fun to replay. The multiplayer does more with the scoring idea, but was very buggy and empty. When the multiplayer did work, the optimal way to play was very "let player 1 kick them up/slide into them and player 2 blasts them into an environmental hazard."

However, filling out the checklist of every single way you could score a kill is so interesting. The game rewarded curiosity. "Hrm, maybe i'll attach a sticky grenade to this dude, kick him away, do a ground slam with my electro whip, and detonate the explosive while he's up there." "hrm, maybe I'll slide into a guy and shotgun blast him to send him flying into a spike wall." Every time a new finisher name popped-up, you felt smart!
It is certainly a unique shooter with quirky environmental sandbox design that I'll never forget.

Played ages ago when I was too young to be playing it lmao but I remember it was fun.

HATED the story but the gameplay is good

Сколько яиц было отстрелено, сколько жоп было отбито...

Whole game is just a COD lobby.

360 ☆☆★★★
Finished on Hard difficulty. This friggin' game, man. What a blast. | "It's a murder party, starring me!"

It's like if Painkiller and Gears of War had a loudmouth, obscenity-spewing child - which is to say, it's pretty awesome. The skillshot system is fantastic even if it does lose some of its luster towards the end, and I expected a little more from the weapon selection. But all in all, Bulletstorm is one satisfying, gratuitously violent shooter with some of the funniest lines in gaming history.

Kill With Skill™ by fragging those charlies with your holosight AR (oorAh) and taking cover to regenerate your health, just like how it was advertised in Duty Calls. Featuring Douche Nocum from the Duke Nukem Forever series.

basically no memory of this one

Pretty fun systems on a generic shooter.


La historia no podría importarme menos, yo vine por los balazos y eso obtuve. Aún así, jugarlo una vez me parece suficiente.

There's something to this game. I really wish there was a sequel or some other game that would revisit and polish the ideas in this game. The score attack/stylish combat rankings and the various moves you had with your laser tether thing were great.

It's nice when a game has a clear simple concept, executed well. At it's heart, that's what bulletstorm is. A FPS which focuses on crazy kills and having fun. A bit like a first person gears of war that takes itself even less seriously, bulletstorm puts you through a while fairly short, pretty fun and action packed campaign. The story doesn't matter, it's all about killing enemies in the mos fun ways possible. You can kick enemies and they go flying. You have a leash to pull enemies towards you. Your guns all have a variety of firing modes, some of which are totally crazy too. Best of all, the environment is set up with a bunch of things to help you kill enemies. The main focus of the game is linking all these together to create ever more crazy kills as you work through the campaign or online multiplayer. In many ways it's a breath of fresh air, focusing 100% on fun, and it mostly succeeds. I really enjoy the challenges it gives you, a checklist almost, which encourages you to kill in different ways. At some points though, it does get a bit samey. It's perhaps because the levels all have the same focus. You are either fighting your way through a series or enemies, or holding a room from an enslaught of enemies. This is maybe a weak criticism, as many games are like that, but i did find myself bored at times. With that in mind, i still highly recommend bullet storm. I like to pull it out every now and again and blast through an hour or two in between playing other games. A nice one to have in the collection.