Reviews from

in the past


I remember getting pretty far in this game at one point. My brother got it for me as a Christmas gift when we were both too young to be playing it. I had nightmares of the talking severed head at the beginning and my mom walked in to see me fighting lady ninjas with their tiddies out.

This game felt like a launch title for the 360, but it isn't!!!! I wanna keep going with it but it's suuuuuper repetitive. Funnily enough they chose to keep this game completely HUD free also, so essential gameplay mechanics are communicated in terrible subtle ways lol