My mom would give this 5 stars. Also, my facebook friend Angelica who I used to play this game with had a tuxedo cat as her pp, and I named my tuxedo cat Angelica after her :,)

This game robbed me of any enjoyment I otherwise had in my childhood. Fuck you, Farmville.

Don’t know why I bothered spending time on FB for this.

my dad used to play this all the time everyday. nothing else... like ever... just farmville

The reason why I made my Facebook account, so it's kind of the root of all evil.

i really miss my mom

I recognise this game is vile and has probably caused severe harm to the medium in the long run, but playing it on my grandmother's laptop as a five-year old child too young to understand what money is and with no means of getting it probably did teach me to enjoy busywork and boringitude as entertainment. So maybe Farmville is the reason I'm a spreadsheet hound? Honestly I miss my farm a lot

the damage this game had on the game industry and fuck it society in general :'^(

My aunt would always let me farm for her. I hate that aunt now

i know a local business that went bankrupt because the owner was addicted to farmville

GooeyScale: 50/100

Just looking for more games to flesh out my 0.5 star category. Sorry, DAniel Zynga

I already avoid phone calls from my relatives, why did someone create a new place for them to annoy me

One of the main reasons I have a Facebook....was all the rage for those early days. One of the first games to capitalize on the idea of daily tasks and energy usage, in my experience.

I want my parents back

The two stars are ONLY because of blind childhood nostalgia

Parents were so addicted to this shit back in the day we had a dog named Zynga. Zynga (the company) saw a facebook post about this and sent us a letter and a package with some dog toys and all that. RIP to the dog and the whole era of shitty facebook games.

I was waaay obsessed with this game. I would be on during classes, stalking my feed for strawberry cows and golden chickens. And I always made sure to plant watermelons before going on vacation, since they took four days to grow, then another four days before they wilted. Can't lose my crops for a week in Disneyland!