Reviews from

in the past


Bro Istg this game is so fun

Blew away $20 like it was nothing only to be eaten by a Spinosaurus. But I made it about 90% of the way through the game and it was fairly exciting!
Dialogue was absolute crap though, which I'm starting to think is a goal for arcade shooters.

if you see this in an arcade, you have been blessed this day

Did you know that Chuck E Cheese allows you to buy unlimited play hours? I learned this while watching my nephew for a week. He mostly just wanted to play this game. It can be fun, but parts can be very frustrating, because you have to succeed to advance or you are reset. Best played with unlimited swipes, but it's a fine on-rails shooter.

I think I spent like $100 to finish this game. Gun haptics go crazy tho

The Jurassic Park Arcade games always have been and always will be the peak of Arcade gaming you cannot convince me otherwise.

We are never beating this.