Reviews from

in the past


Fun mobile game, miss those days

Jogo lendário, porém enjoativo demais.


Subway Money devolve meu dinheiro

ruined more people than League Of Legends

I HAVE 20 million power in subway surfers. This means I can go to those restaurants that they only allow you in if you have 20 million power.

I'm sure most of you know what this game is

Um jogo marcante de android passando pra um símbolo de cassinagem (Subway money)

Le policier c'est un raciste parce que le personnage qu'on contrôle est un arabe, j'le sais car on a été en GAV ensemble et il m'a même raconté que le flic l'a tabassé à sang durant l'arrestation

It was fun as a kid but I don't really see much reason I'd play it now.

Especially since there's been so much added content that doesn't actually change the game in any way. There's like seasons with cosmetics and new game modes and daily challenges and missions and... does anyone care? The whole reason this game was appealing back in the day was because it was simple. Just run as far as you can. This game is trying to be Fortnite or Brawl Stars or something. The core gameplay loop does not have enough depth to warrant any of this.

Used to be something everyone gave a shit about

muito bom como segundo plan ode video de tiktok

Uh its an alright mobile game but if your gonna play a game you might as well bite the bullet and spend five bucks on bloons it will give you way more fun and enjoyment for way more time than this game which I think will genuinely turn your brain to mush.

Carajo, ¿Por qué los trajes y personajes nuevos están bien pinches caros?

That security guard is an inspiration to everyone.

Okay so like I got no.2 on the hungarian 2024 week 19 leaderboards after playing for only one day since like 8 years ago, does that count as beating the game? Anyways it sucks lol, it's designed in a nasty way that takes advantage of short attention spans and locks you in a feedback loop of hundreds of mini achievements you can achieve under one run, gets you addicted slowly and manipulates you into spending money on it, while also pushing ads in your face and rewarding you insanely heavily for watching them. Yes I just unironically wrote a review about Subway Surfers...

O farsante Moreno, até como um hábil maestro da falsidade, tece uma trama de enganos que desafia a ética, sua língua afiada retalha a confiança e retalha a Bahia, enquanto seu choro dissimulado é um arremedo da honestidade. Este camaleão moral deixa um rastro de desilusão, sua falsa tristeza é veneno sutil. É crucial denunciar essa tragicomédia moral, desmascarar a farsa e deixar a verdade dissipar as sombras da desonestidade. Dito isso, gostaria de anunciar o novo patrocínio da EndCast: SubWay Money. É um jogo perfeito pra quem precisa de grana rápida e fácil. Baixando esse game você me ajudará a sair de Natal - Rio Grande do Norte e, além disso, Smash or Pass vai voltar em peso com Zootopia, Samurai X, Naruto Clássico e Digimon (que é uma delícia).
Obrigado!

Temple Run 2 better >:(

(in all seriousness it's 2.5 stars like TR2)


Культовый в своем жанре, который сейчас нужен лишь для видосов в тиктоке с историями из жизни, анекдотами или телефонными пранками

Imagine how different the landscape of short-form content would be without this game.

daora de jogar no busão, porém fica bem enjoativo com o tempo