Reviews from

in the past


Played this as a kid and figured I'd give it a replay to try and complete it this time around. What a mistake.

Do not recommend if you are an adult with adult responsibilities. The villagers need constant babysitting due to having the intelligence of rocks. My closest of 4 attempts made all died out because they did not continually grow food for themselves, they just gave up.

A prime example of mid 2000's Walmart shovelware

Playing this game normally: Carefully and periodically checking in on your villagers while they pick berries and learn science on Day 1, then coming home from school the next day and finding all of their mangled corpses on the ground

Playing this game like a lunatic: Changing the clock on your computer by 4-5 hours so you can speedrun this game like you're driving a semi off a cliff

Fond memories of playing this as a kid, and talking about it with my mom. Would not reccommend, though. Tends to be slow and boring because everything is padded with loooong wait times. It's also... oddly linear and void of customization, for a simulation strategy game.

UNBLOCK THE CAVE YOU LITTLE SHIT