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Helldivers 2
Hitting ctrl+a -> backspace on some whinging about live service stuff I typed. Shit makes my eyes glaze over and it's surprising this costs money at all but that's just games now baby. The shelf life for satire is so short it's kinda bananas to slather it all over a grind. I personally would advise against wearing clown shoes full-time, but we do got some clowns out here.
6 days ago
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Asuka 120% Limited Burning Fest.
9 days ago
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Summer Carnival '92: Recca
9 days ago
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Ketsui: Kizuna Jigoku Tachi
9 days ago
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HellSinker
9 days ago
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EbiKore+ Amagami
9 days ago
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Hyper Demon
9 days ago
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Hyper Demon
Market forces by and large have directed video game design to lean into systems that facilitate a steady drip feed of random rewards long before I was cognizant enough to realize what the hell was going on. The only thing keeping me from burning my time and money on gacha is that their thin veneer of gameplay cannot deceive dopamine receptors long since fried by tens of thousands of hours of Team Fortress 2. A five star SSR roll would need to include the opportunity to kill a man for real for a brain like that to be tricked into thinking looking at spreadsheets constitutes gameplay. Hyper Demon does not have smoking hot anime babes, one of a handful of minor flaws, but the satisfaction of climbing the leaderboard comes close to the exhilaration of one. They even hid a real game behind it.
14 days ago