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Honkai Impact 3rd
2016
Honkai Impact 3rd was the very first gacha game I played where I realized that gachas can be made quite fucking fantastically. It offers the best character-centric story I've ever seen in a game (not to mention this is a mobile game) this shit is pure cinema ask anyone who's genuinely played the game or just watch the shorts to see for yourself
Interactions in this game usually go like this:
Voice from off screen: “Hey Van, you called?” (Camera pans to reveal Blorpko Shitface, VA: John Voiceactor, returning from Trails Up Your Butt. You haven’t seen him in over 500 hours of gameplay.)
Van: Ah, Blorpko the Cum Drinker, good to see you.
Agnés: (Wait, the cum drinker? I’ve seen him in magazines before, didn’t he help out in the Bay of Poms incident?)
Blorpko: This is paying you back for helping me during Trails of Cold Steel 4, which I was notably absent from.
Voice from off screen: “Hey Van, you called?” (Camera pans to reveal Blorpko Shitface, VA: John Voiceactor, returning from Trails Up Your Butt. You haven’t seen him in over 500 hours of gameplay.)
Van: Ah, Blorpko the Cum Drinker, good to see you.
Agnés: (Wait, the cum drinker? I’ve seen him in magazines before, didn’t he help out in the Bay of Poms incident?)
Blorpko: This is paying you back for helping me during Trails of Cold Steel 4, which I was notably absent from.