Rebuild mobile game trauma and battle the coiling internal dread in the latest desecration of your beloved tower defense game series — Plants vs. Zombies 3. Defend your eyes (and ears) from heaps of garbage with all-terrible levels, mechanics, and characters. Adventure and gruesome gardening in Neighborville have never been less entertaining!

Battle disgustingly poorly animated and lazily designed zombies to rebuild Neighborville, one comically short level at a time, using zero strategy, stale gameplay and brain cell preservation instincts! Push back the expectations and sludge your way through all of the EA buffoonery to eliminate any peace of mind you might have had about the PvZ franchise.

No action and adventure await with any level. Blast through your sanity with boosts like the newly butchered Cherry Bomb and a stale as well as unchoosable selection of 5 plants. Build your psychological coping mechanisms, fight your way through challenges to your sanity and use strategy to protect your soul from being swiftly crushed by the corporate demon that is EA. Play with an extremely limited cast of characters you can't choose in any level, with most of them being some of the most basic plants in the franchise.