shelved 2023: my gawd thats cool but fucking hard, like middle of the game and i feel like it takes me two hundred tries to do shit right, bashin my head against a wall until shit works
ill come back to this later aurgh

updated 2024 review coming:

wow.. british men can actually be pretty cool when they try hard enough..

its like if someone made you hopped up on bathsalts locked you in a dark warehouse with Other people hopped up on bathsalts and then you had to do a Chowder’s Hat style runthrough of fetch questing within the warehouse while your eyes are on fire, great stuff!

There's little to absolutely no pay-off to cracking that padcode at the end but it was interesting wading in the abyss and finding God, even though I think finding any kind of deity is a moot point in the face of this