if you crack open my head and take out my brain, you'll see the words "members only" branded onto it

bro i was such a stupid kid, i had no idea how accounts worked so i just made a new one every time i wanted to play. I must have had 100 wolf dudes tied to my mom's email

Amazing how many Ratchet & Clank clones I played as a kid, whilst never actually playing a real Ratchet & Clank game until I was 15; despite owning a PS2 as a kid.

I'm Sir Daniel Fortesque in my daily life

I'm Sir Daniel Fortesque in my daily life

I used to bring this game into my elementary school with me because one of the first lines is "Fuck!" and me and my friends thought it was hilarious.