The "My name is Ozymandius, king of kings" poem except replace being king of kings with being one of the biggest poster children of the then booming indie game market and replace the kingdom being reduced to just two pillars with the game's legacy being reduced to Soulja Boy jokes and Jonathan Blow constantly coming up with new ways to be a reactionary shithead

Reviewed on May 18, 2023


3 Comments


11 months ago

Luigi U could never

10 months ago

idk why all of the reviews for this game started being "soulja boy was right" after mine lmfao (also his pillars are the witness, xbla, and soulja boy)

2 months ago

So true.