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avoided this because I figured it'd be a kind of lame film school dude's fetishisms of 50s Japanese Samurai cinema.

And I guess it kind of is, in a way. but no more shallow than any other character action video game that apes from cinema is, except this game's concept of camera placement and framing is actually pretty fucking stellar. it's genuinely more cinematic than games like God of War or Ghost of Tsushima think they are. trek to yomi might be one of the most beautiful games I've ever played.

at times it's sort of choked by its visual aesthetic, a lot of the game feels very dry. but it's basically if Journey went Kurosawa mode for 5 hours. if you've played any modern side-scrolling action game, you might not be impressed. if you've seen Sanjuro you might not be impressed. but honestly I think those two things go together really well, sort of like buttered toast or chocolate milk. just a very basic but tasty combo (and I mean pretty much every side-scrolling action game I've played thinks it's fucking Vaporware Jesus so this is kind of refreshing to some degree).

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this is the worst best game i've ever played. I've never experienced a story that both ruins everything that the previous entries built up while also tying it all up perfectly. It destroys the lore, ruins characters and has some of the worst plot twist of seen in my life but it made me cry like a bitch like 5 times and I had so much fun with it that i didn't even care.

This game is awesome. You're just lame.

this is like if video games were awesome

Being the Final Metal Gear Solid game that I believe it to be the best ending to the canonical story ever. Everything is so perfect, the relationships Otacon shares, the conversation between Big Boss and Snake at the end of the game made me cry as it made me realize everything really is coming to an end. I love metal gear solid. Absolutely phenomenal Kojima.

I was going to give this a 10/10 for some top tier old man yaoi but apparently, it’s not actually old man yaoi and is instead just an old man Russian taunt????? Fuck that shit

every bad thing anyone has ever said about kojima's writing and game design is 100% correct, 5 stars