I'VE GOT 10 SECONDS TO WRITE THIS REVIEW, INJECT THE DOPAMINE INTO MY BLOOD.

You know when you see those videos that's Subway Surfers under a Family Guy clip? This game is basically riding on that concept of zero attention span and quick dopamine rushes being the lifeblood of your character and it's fucking amazing. You got 10 seconds, better impress the chat by murdering the shit out of every dude you see and climb the corporate tower to save the Influencer. Don't forget! if you work hard you too can own those sick shoes!, it's not an unobtainable goal they parade to you to keep you working a meaningless, endless cycle! You too can make it on the list of the TOP 500 BILLIONARES! JUST GO, GO, YOU GOT THIS.

back in 2000 portable mega man x was probably the shit
but we can just play the actual mega man x on the go now, and even maverick hunter x
so unless you really want to experience this games original story, or just check out all the different versions of x1, dont bother with this game

also forcing you to beat the game before you unlock the difficulty that gives you half the content is bs

the music: 9/10
the graphics: 10/10
the vibe: 11/10
the gameplay: 4/10 on the good levels, and the bad levels are like 0.5/10
wish i could like this one, love it even, but i cant stand actually playing it. had it not been for everything else about it being so outstanding, jet set radio would NOT be remembered so fondly