Broadsider
Borderlands 3 2019
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Best gameplay in the entire series, but the tradeoff is one of the most abominable, agonizing, abhorrent, and downright treacherous stories I've ever seen in fiction. I've seen five year olds recalling their dreams make better stories than this multi-million dollar production. Saying everything I feel about this game on here will take me a long while so allow me to shorten it to the best of my abilities:
- Characters are either severely underutilized, completely assassinated figurately, and literally, or are replaced by even worse characters.
- Ava should be turned in to the United Nations due to violating several peace treaties throughout the course of this game.
- The main duo that serves as the villains suck hard ass. One is annoying Twitch streamer while the other is stripped of a genuine good arc.
- Humor is just loud = funny.
The only good thing about the whole game was Penn and Teller.
- Characters are either severely underutilized, completely assassinated figurately, and literally, or are replaced by even worse characters.
- Ava should be turned in to the United Nations due to violating several peace treaties throughout the course of this game.
- The main duo that serves as the villains suck hard ass. One is annoying Twitch streamer while the other is stripped of a genuine good arc.
- Humor is just loud = funny.
The only good thing about the whole game was Penn and Teller.