Games I Played In 2023 ranked

Time to chronicle my descent into insanity.

Alex Kidd in Miracle World DX
Alex Kidd in Miracle World DX
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT LOCKING LEVEL PROGRESSION THROUGH ROCK PAPER SCISSORS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?
Overwatch 2
Overwatch 2
They really found a way to make players miss loot boxes.

WELL NOW THAT THEY FLAT OUT DECIDED TO NOT DO THAT PVE STORY THEY HYPED US UP FOR...

And now, congrats, the Hero Mastery mode gives you some redeemability, even if it isn't enough to stick around.
Yeah! You Want "Those Games", Right? So Here You Go! Now, Let's See You Clear Them!
Yeah! You Want "Those Games", Right? So Here You Go! Now, Let's See You Clear Them!
I mean I guess I got what I paid for...
Sonic Shuffle
Sonic Shuffle
I'll like to apologize to Mario Party Advance, as well as 9 and 10 for their car formulas.
Atari Mania
Atari Mania
An absolute disappointment of a fun idea and story. Take notes from 9-Volt from WarioWare university and NES Remix, please.
Hello Neighbor 2
Hello Neighbor 2
You can't spell Hello Neighbor 2 without the exact letters for "boring hell hoe 2".
Enchanted Portals
Enchanted Portals
This isn't Cuphead at Home. This is the Cuphead they serve to inmates at an abandoned prison complex.

Edit: They actually updated it to improve it a bit, which is nice, but still too many things aren't that good here to fully save it.
Adventures of Pinocchio
Adventures of Pinocchio
Thank you for watching playing this game Caddicarus so I didn't have to...

OKAY, GIRLS AND BOYS...
Ultimate Sackboy
Ultimate Sackboy
What a disgusting scam designed to take more and more money.
SpongeBob's Game Frenzy
SpongeBob's Game Frenzy
The DLC packs cost twice as much as the repetitive base game. Utter fail.

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