Play it with the controller. It will change you.

those patties gave me flashbacks to watching live birth in the 10th grade

that is not chocolate

they keep eating my food

just doraemon hanging out with nobita's mother

my little spud

On paper this game should be an overstuffed, messy nightmare. In practice, however, this game juggles a ludicrous amount of character, plot points and concepts remarkably well.
(Play on ps4 if you want to enjoy beautiful and cinematic frame drops.)